birds dont exist
if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
u forgot these:
- perfect hair
- free clam bra
- u get to lure man
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
Why were they even following a moose
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"