iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

image

checkamte

shit 

posted 4 hours ago via lohanthony · © j5h with 43,929 notes

j5h:

i love this game

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

the-awesome-adventurer:

fucking snitch

Why were they even following a moose

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

thewicked-eternity