shamanshendu:

idelity:

Egypt, China, Russia and Iran’s governments have now all criticized the USA over the human rights being broken in Ferguson. 

What a fucking embarrassment.

Anonymous asked: "One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?"

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

"w is not a vowel"
— every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,
you know„,..
check if you have a child.,????

faboratory:

or maybe just..„,

you know„,..

check if you have a child.,????

posted 1 hour ago via canadumb · © nya-kin with 5,223 notes

da-ghetto-booteh:

voodouqueen:

nya-kin:

Didn’t even let her finish talking lmaoo

Glozell ass so goofy i swea !! She keep gettin herself hurt for these jokes

where did her wig go lmfao

annameii:

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

senior year I showed my volleyball team this video and we did this stretch before every game.

teenifies:

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

 

thewicked-eternity