How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out
when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging
this thing w ferguson is making me wonder how many of the historical riots that happened in the 20th century they teach you about in school were actually ‘riots’ ??